Um relato de como perdi a virgindade

2021.09.28 19:29 wtfidoingwrong Um relato de como perdi a virgindade

Sou H tenho 23 anos e vou contar uma história para vocês; Bom hoje venho relatar uma incrível história muito louca de como perdi a virgindade. Bom eu e mais dois amigos fomos chamados para uma social, seria num sitio e todos concordamos e pensamos wow, vamos beber até ficar torto, porque era apenas o que eu sabia fazer, morria de medo de tomar atitude com alguma mina e tomar fora e os cara ficar zoando. Fui para essa social com a galera e vi que tinha 4 mulheres e uns 10 caras e eu pensei, mano eu quero que se foda vou me divertir, peguei um whisky e comecei a beber. Uma das meninas sentou do meu lado e eu pensei: (Bom não tenho nada a perder mesmo, vou tentar conversar amigavelmente). Comecei a trocar ideia com ela, ela estava com uma skol beats na mão; Eu perguntei onde ela tinha conseguido, e ela falou que era a ultima da festa. Eu falei chateado que tava louco para beber uma skol beats naquele dia e ela me ofereceu para beber com ela. Fiquei conversando alguns minutos e ela falou que queria dançar e levantou para dançar, eu logo levantei atrás e comecei a dançar do lado dela ( eu estava me cagando por dentro de medo de ser zoado por alguém porque tenho extrema insegurança mas tentei ligar o foda-se nesse dia e ver o que dava). Enquanto ela dançava fui e peguei na mão dela e vi que ela não reclamou nem nada, e comecei a dançar com ela. Fui para trás dela e ela continuou dançando e fui conversando falando no ouvido dela algumas coisas aleatórias e num surto de loucura eu decidi falar : Oh bora ficar eu e tu foda-se. Ela só deu um sorriso e me beijou. Todo mundo da festa ficou me olhando e me chamando de camisa 11, meu ego foi lá pra casa do carai e eu nem sei como fiz essa proeza. Mais tarde fui para a casa dela e acabei transando com ela, e foi estranho porque eu não consegui colocar a camisinha direito e acabei transando sem camisinha mesmo (irresponsabilidade.net). Voltei para a casa virado morrendo de sono e contei para uma mina que me deixou na friendzone por 2 anos que eu tinha transado e que tinha sido maneiro, mas contei sem intenção nenhuma de causar qualquer tipo de ciúmes, como ela me contava dos casos dela eu contei e ela não me respondeu. Eu dei uma cochilada de 15 minutos e tinha alguém chamando no portão, era a mina que me deixou na friendzone, ela veio falando que queria conversar comigo, algo sério e eu assustado deixei ela entrar e foi ai que eu transei com ela e fiquei sem entender porra nenhuma me sentindo um cara foda por um bom tempo sem entender porra nenhuma meu irmão, fiquei 2 anos na friendzone para comer duas pessoas no mesmo dia, eu fiquei com aquele meme do feliz e puto na cabeça mas cara, que dia maravilhoso meus amigos. Alguém poderia me explicar o que aconteceu aqui, eu não sei nem como tive coragem de chegar na primeira, mas agora estou confiante, parece que sou outra pessoa; Desculpem pelos erros de português vei, mas esto meio tentando entender até agora o que aconteceu
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2021.09.28 19:29 cookies_and-milk Ya casi es octubre y mi gatita negra no regresa

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